Does It Matter If Your Nikes Are Womens?
My roommate literally walked in on me returning a pair of Nike Dunks I ordered in a “women’s 8.5.” He stood there while I wrestled the shoe back into its…
What Shoes Are Actually Trending Right Now
I was cleaning out my church thrift store the other Thursday (good day to do inventory, Thursday’s the restock day when we get a big bag from the local Goodwill)…
Can Women Actually Use a Mens Wallet?
I Googled “can women use men’s wallet” last night at around eleven PM for personal reasons that I’ll explain, and Google autofilled this whole question before I could even search…
Are Cuffed Trousers Actually Still a Thing?
My assistant coach Danny caught me cuffing a pair of chinos last fall before practice and just stood there staring at my ankles like I was wearing pants made of…
Can Women Actually Pull Off Mens Loafers?
My niece Clara came into town last month wearing a pair of penny loafers she’d found downtown in the men’s department in a size 8 men’s, “which is weirdly better…
Are Cargo Shorts Actually Back?
I found them folded over a table at a flea market in Lawrenceville back in June. Classic_issue cargo shorts, button flap pockets, waist label, and you could still make out…
Why I Only Wear Mens Sweatshirts Now
I purchased a men’s medium crewneck off a rack last winter because it was the last one in my color and it fit better than three separate “women’s large” sweatshirts…
Are Baggy Trousers Actually Back?
I stood next to a man on the Broad Street line last week who wore pants so cavernous around the ankle that they appeared to be hanging off a store…
Why Do Mens Jackets Button on the Right?
Guy comes into my store last week tries on a sport coat buttons it up stares in the mirror and goes “wait, why’s this on the wrong side? That’s a…
Why Do Shirts Even Have Collars?
My father always ironed his collars so stiffly that they could’ve cut paper. When I was maybe ten years old, I remember asking him why that odd triangle flap sat…