What Sneakers Are Actually Worth Buying Right Now
One of my eighth graders wore the same pair of white sneakers every day from September until June. Snow. Slush. That weird week in April when the parking lot turned…
Does It Matter If a Cardigan Is Womens?
Three weeks ago, I bought a cardigan with “Women’s Relaxed Fit” stitched into the collar. This may not matter to you, but I assure you it mattered to me, so…
Why Are Mens Watches So Big Now?
I purchased a watch three years ago that I’ve started describing as being approximately the size of a flattened hockey puck. Not to exaggerate. Forty five millimeters across, cheese-thick enough…
Random Jeans Questions I Finally Got to the Bottom Of
I was half naked in a Philadelphia fitting room showing my asshole to a stranger when I sent my friend Marcus a text. I had a pair of raw denim…
Does It Matter If Sneakers Are Womens?
So a few months ago I bought a pair of New Balance 90s in the 60 colorway that’s recently been released women’s only in my size range. Totally filmed the…
Can Women Actually Pull Off Mens Cargo Pants?
One of my athletes, who just so happens to be a junior on my team, came to Saturday lift last week wearing men’s cargo pants that were looser than any…
Does It Matter If Cycling Shorts Are Womens?
My brother was coming down to breakfast at his house mid ride when he caught my sister in law’s eye over coffee and she said to him “those are mine.”…
Does It Actually Matter If Socks Are Womens?
I purchased a six pack of socks from Target’s women’s section. Simple grey marled texture with ribbed cuff. Nothing ridiculous. They were the only pair left in that bin not…
Is the Denim Jacket Still a Wardrobe Staple?
I purchased my current denim jacket from a dude who insisted that it was “the last jacket you’ll ever need to buy.” I own it to this day. It also…
Why I Switched to Mens Cycling Shorts
I bought my first pair of men’s cycling shorts by accident. Sort of. Fine. The truth. I was in a store in St. Paul, shivering through the post-ride process after…