Do Women Actually Notice What Watch Youre Wearing?
My buddy Dave from work asked his girlfriend once if she noticed his watch. New to him, thrifted of course. He’s the king of this cheap watch schtick so trust…
Is Fossil Actually a Good Watch Brand?
My intern Marcus flashed his forearm across the lunch table last week to pull his sleeve back and show me a Fossil chronograph he’d snagged used for forty bucks, grin…
Does It Matter If Sunglasses Are Womens?
Six dollars at the church thrift store downtown, wedged in the bin labeled “accessories, $1 unless tagged.” These ones were tagged, six bucks, cat eye frames, tortoiseshell, twenty years old…
My Go-To Wallet Brand, and Why I Keep Buying It
I had my dad-less groceries hugged to my chest with one hand while my beat up old wallet dangled out of the other like an exhaust pipe when it completely…
Are Sandals Actually Cool on Men?
My mom looked at me while I slipped on a pair leather sandals in our driveway last July. She paused midway through her walk to her car and told me…
Can a Woman Actually Pull Off a Mens Trench Coat?
Mom found a men’s trench coat at my thrift store Thursday before I did. Size 42, camel colored. She texted me a picture of it, asking if I wanted it…
What Shoes Are Actually Trending Right Now
I was cleaning out my church thrift store the other Thursday (good day to do inventory, Thursday’s the restock day when we get a big bag from the local Goodwill)…
Does It Matter If a Jacket Is Womens?
I found a jacket at the thrift store on the corner of my street, which at this point I’m pretty sure I own outright, and didn’t realize until I got…
The Practical Guide to Buying Waistcoat
I’ve spent more time thinking about waistcoat buttons than I probably have about my own retirement savings account. And that’s not hyperbole for humor’s sake—I stood in my basement in…
Everything I Wish I Knew About Watch Before I Bought Mine
My 23-year-old apprentice told me watches are obsolete last month. Phones have pocket chips now and everyone has one, so “what’s the point?” Anyone wearing one is “cosplaying as their…